{"id":1338,"date":"2012-02-09T14:45:54","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T14:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2013-09-25T23:08:08","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T23:08:08","slug":"1338","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/?p=1338","title":{"rendered":"The little wife&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s gonna call Obama &#8211; <strong>I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be right over<\/strong>.  Maybe not.  Here&#8217;s a video of my wife &#8211; uhm, soon-to-be ex-wife, on a local television station&#8230;.<br \/>\n<div id=\"wpfp_9693a56a62a9e60a29884632b8aaaeb1\" data-item=\"{&quot;sources&quot;:[{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.webputzer.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/01\\\/maggie.flv&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;video\\\/mp4&quot;}],&quot;splash&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.webputzer.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/01\\\/drugs.jpg&quot;}\" class=\"flowplayer no-brand is-splash is-paused skin-slim no-svg fp-slim fp-edgy\" data-fv-embed=\"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/?p=1338&amp;fv_player_embed=1\" style=\"position:relative; max-width: 520px; max-height: 300px; \" data-ratio=\"0.5769\">\n\t<div class=\"fp-ratio\" style=\"padding-top: 57.69%\"><\/div>\n\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fp-splash\" alt=\"video\" src=\"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/drugs.jpg\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;width:100%\" \/>\n\t<div class=\"fp-ui\"><noscript>Please enable JavaScript<\/noscript><div class=\"fp-play fp-visible\"><svg class=\"fp-play-sharp-fill\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 100 100\"><defs><style>.fp-color-play{opacity:0.65;}.controlbutton{fill:#fff;}<\/style><\/defs><title>play-sharp-fill<\/title><path class=\"fp-color-play\" d=\"M49.9217-.078a50,50,0,1,0,50,50A50.0564,50.0564,0,0,0,49.9217-.078Z\"\/><polygon class=\"controlbutton\" points=\"73.601 50 37.968 70.573 37.968 29.427 73.601 50\" filter=\"url(#f1)\"\/><\/svg><\/div><div class=\"fp-preload\"><b><\/b><b><\/b><b><\/b><b><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n<div class='fvp-share-bar'><ul class=\"fvp-sharing\">\r\n    <li><a class=\"sharing-facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webputzer.com%2F%3Fp%3D1338\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/li>\r\n    <li><a class=\"sharing-twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Webputzer.com+&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webputzer.com%2F%3Fp%3D1338\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/li>\r\n    <li><a class=\"sharing-email\" href=\"mailto:?body=Check%20out%20the%20amazing%20video%20here%3A%20http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webputzer.com%2F%3Fp%3D1338\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/li><\/ul><div><a class=\"sharing-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/?p=1338\" target=\"_blank\">Link<\/a><\/div><div><label><a class=\"embed-code-toggle\" href=\"#\"><strong>Embed<\/strong><\/a><\/label><\/div><div class=\"embed-code\"><label>Copy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed.<\/label><textarea><\/textarea><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s gonna call Obama &#8211; I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be right over. Maybe not. Here&#8217;s a video of my wife &#8211; uhm, soon-to-be ex-wife, on a local television station&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3117,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-2","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.webputzer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}